Tom Brady’s Wish List
Greg Oden’s Wish List
- Oxy Pads
T-Mac and Dirk’s Wish List
- Everlasting Regular Seasons
Eli Manning’s Wish List
- A way to trade myself off of my fantasy football team
- A flashlight (it’s dark and lonely in this shadow)
Ron Artest’s Wish List
- A slinky
- A job at Forever 21
- Gummi Bears
- A way to stop the voices!
- To be allowed to wear the number 69
- Pajamas with the feet and the zipper up the front
Shawn Kemp’s Wish List
- For the term “child support” to be removed from the English Language
Kirk Hinrich’s Wish List
- For you to stop trying to recruit me to work with your other elves every Christmas! I’ve got a job, Santa! Let me wilt under Scot Skiles’s wrath in peace!
Michael Vick’s Wish List
- Kittens. Lots of kittens. Just to piss off those dog lovers some more.